Vol 55: Issue 5

Sports

‘This One Means The Least Of All,’ Says Tom Brady Accepting Super Bowl Trophy
Sports

Small Town Billionaire Fails To Make It In Big City
News, News In Brief

Report: It The Part Of Night Where Everyone Just Sort Of Goes Around And Remembers Commercials They Liked
Sports

Sean McVay Begs Mother To Let Him Stay Up To Coach Rest Of Super Bowl
Sports

Super Bowl Halftime Show Marred By Functioning Sound System
Sports

Super Bowl Stadium Solemnly Stands, Places Hands Over Heart For Maroon 5 Halftime Show
Sports

Jared Goff Pissed He Had To Miss Friend’s Super Bowl Party For Work
Entertainment

Fox Searchlight Purchases Two Hours Of Super Bowl Air Time To Advertise Entirety Of The Ringer
Sports

Tony Romo Accurately Predicts Patriots Pass Play, Game’s Outcome, Rest Of Julian Edelman’s Life
Sports

‘No God, Please Not Now,’ Yells Rapidly Aging Tom Brady As Old Crone’s Spell Begins To Wear Off During Super Bowl
Sports

Nurse Tells Wheelchair-Bound, Concussed Rob Gronkowski He’s At The Super Bowl With All His Friends
Sports

Inexperienced Puppy Bowl Team Still Hasn’t Opened Eyes Yet
American Voices, Opinion

Screen Time Bad For Toddler Development
Politics

Cory Booker Apologizes To Wall Street Bankers For The Mean Things He’s Going To Have To Say About Them
Infographic, News

Myth Vs. Fact: Preventing And Treating Colds
News, News In Brief

Crowd Feeling Kind Of Silly Now After Spending All That Time Pleading Rooftop Sniper Not To Jump
American Voices, Opinion

Democrats Pick Georgia’s Stacey Abrams To Give State Of The Union Rebuttal

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