Vol 54: Issue 51

Sports

Study: Most Concussions Can Be Prevented By Wearing Second Helmet
Sports

Joe Buck Tears Rotator Cuff After Awkward Throw Down To Sideline
Sports

NFL Defends Right To Subject Eric Reid To Random Stop-And-Frisks
News, News In Brief

Charity Notes Even One Dollar Can Help A Needy Child But You’d Have To Be A Dick To Give That Little
American Voices, Opinion

Apple Will Build $1 Billion Campus In Austin, Adding 5,000 Jobs
News, News In Brief

Nation’s Panicked, Blood-Covered Citizens Demand You Give Them Just One Goddamn Second To Think
Politics

Exhausted Robert Mueller Turns Off Phone To Give Himself Breather From Russia Probe News Over Holiday Break
Local

Man Watches Helplessly As White Elephant Exchange Completely Devolves Into Friends Just Chatting And Having Nice Time
Politics

Hand Of George H.W. Bush Bursts Out Of Ground To Grope One Last Woman
Entertainment

Bose Releases New Headphones Specifically Optimized For Listening To Whitney Houston’s ‘How Will I Know?’
American Voices, Opinion

Poll: Most Americans Oppose Increased Political Correctness
News, News In Photos

Podiatrists Recommend Getting Feet Rotated Every 6 Months
Cartoons, Opinion

A Christmas Peril
American Voices, Opinion

Radiohead, Janet Jackson Inducted Into Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame
News, News In Brief

Mental Health Experts Say Friends Giving Away Possessions Could Be Warning Sign They Planning On Moving
News, News In Brief

Emotional El Chapo Reunited With Family Following Passage Of Criminal Justice Reform Bill
News, News In Brief

Federal Reserve Cites Healthy Economy In Decision To Have Baby

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