Vol 54: Issue 48

American Voices, Opinion

FDA Cracks Down On Vaping Among Young People
News, News In Brief

Angela Merkel Admits She Only Attending Stupid Work Conference For Free Trip To Argentina
News, News In Brief

G20 Leaders Attend Saudi Crown Prince’s Informative Seminar On Eliminating Dissident Journalists
Entertainment

Oliver Stone Thriller ‘Individual 1’ Already Written, Filmed, Nominated For 5 Golden Globes
Entertainment

‘Walking Dead’ Fans Split On Recent Harlem Globetrotters Crossover Episode
Local

Gimp Tied To Pole On Curb Outside Coffee Shop While Owner Inside
Commentary, Opinion

If I Die, I Want You To Tell My Wife I Wasn’t Really That Super Into Her
News, News In Photos

Great Mosque Of Mecca Hosts Annual Christmas Tree Lighting
Infographic, News

Pros And Cons Of Teacher Tenure
Entertainment, Magazine

In High School They Called Him ‘Hog Fucker.’ Now He Fucks Hogs For The Stars.
American Voices, Opinion

Undocumented Immigrant Population In U.S. Falls To 12-Year Low
News, News In Photos

Playtex Unveils New Line Of Quick-Dissolving Tampons
Cartoons, Opinion

O, Holy Fight
American Voices, Opinion

Democrats Pick Nancy Pelosi As Next House Speaker
News, News In Photos

Argentina Tightens Security In Anticipation Of Numerous Criminals Arriving For G20
Entertainment

Matt Lauer Spending More Time With Friends, Family After Installing Automatic Locking Devices On Doors At Home
News, News In Brief

Study Finds Rising Sea Levels Result Of Expansive Colonization Effort By Dolphins

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