Vol 54: Issue 42

American Voices, Opinion

Mueller Ready To Deliver Major Parts Of Findings After Midterms
Sports

Manny Machado Denies Playing Dirty After Late Slide Into Pitcher’s Mound
Sports

Skip Bayless Rips Shannon Sharpe’s Heart From Body During Debate On Cowboys O-Line
American Voices, Opinion

Trump Has Raised Over $100 Million For Reelection Campaign
News, News In Brief

Study Finds Over 5 Million Birds Die Annually From Head-On Collisions With Clouds
Entertainment, Magazine

These Rival Gang Members Came Together To Help Build A Community Playground To Fight Over
News, News In Brief

FAA Study Finds 64% Of Engine Failures Caused By Henchman Being Kicked Into Turbine
News, News In Brief

Mirena Releases New 10-Blade IntraUterine Sperm Shredder
Politics

Bearded, Keffiyeh-Clad Jared Kushner Avoids Conflict Of Interest By Joining Saudi Royal Family
Politics

Timeline Of The U.S. Supreme Court
News, News In Brief

KIND Bar CEO Admits They Just Sort Of Find The Bars Like That
Cartoons, Opinion

Heaven Can't Wait
Entertainment

Thom Yorke Admits Vast Majority Of Musical Output Fueled By Constant Fear Of Being One-Upped By Coldplay
Sports

Sprinter Feels Like An Idiot After Finding Out About Jogging
American Voices, Opinion

Judge Denies Manafort Request To Wear Suit In Court
News, News In Brief

Lottery Ticket Holder Has Already Spent $900 Million In Anticipation Of Winning Big Prize
News, News In Brief

Yankee Candle Clarifies That Product Only Intended To Be Dripped On Balls

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