Vol 54: Issue 38

American Voices, Opinion

Japan Lands First-Ever Robots On Asteroid
News, News In Brief

Report: This Week’s All Fucking Hell Breaking Loose Projected To Be 30% More Insane Than Last Week’s Complete Shitshow
American Voices, Opinion

SpaceX Announces First Private Passenger To Fly To Moon
Sports

Sean McDermott Wonders If He Still Needs To Act Angry Even If Everyone Already Knows Bills Going To Lose
Politics

Over 417,000 Hours Of Private Presidential Conversations Discovered After No One Remembered To Turn Off Richard Nixon’s Tape Recorder
Local

Polite High School Football Team Runs Around Banner That Took Hours To Make
News, News In Photos

Skittles Unveils New Liqui-Gels For Fast-Acting Fruity Flavor
American Voices, Opinion

Comey: Mueller May be In ‘Fourth Quarter’ Of Investigation
News, News In Photos

‘New York Times’ Announces Appointment Of Anonymous Source As Editor-In-Chief
Politics

Trump Asks Why Kavanaugh Accuser Didn’t Just Immediately Request Hush Money
Infographic, News

Pros And Cons Of Amazon
Politics

Congress Wishes They Could Help Puerto Rico But It’s All The Way Over There
Entertainment, Magazine

The Investigation Stalled, The Case Went Cold, We Had To Print Something Anyway
Local

Applicant Who Actually Faced Punishment For Sexual Assault Clearly Not Yale Material
Local

College Freshman Has Friend From Home Visiting Way Too Soon
American Voices, Opinion

Sony Launching Retro PlayStation Classic In December
Local

Man Who Just Beat Computer Solitaire Never Asked For Overwhelming Sensory Assault Of Victory Animation

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