Vol 54: Issue 12

News, News In Photos

Apple Recalls Thousands Of Earbuds That Unexpectedly Bloomed
American Voices, Opinion

Stormy Daniels ‘60 Minutes’ Interview To Air This Weekend
Politics

John Bolton Warns War With North Korea Won’t Be Cakewalk Like Iraq
News, News In Brief

Yosemite National Park Completes Construction On New 6-Lane Scenic Driving Trail
Politics

Psychopath Joins Fourth Straight Republican Administration
Local

Friends Trying On Each Other’s Glasses Revel In Glorious Mayhem Of Having Slightly Different Prescriptions
Cartoons, Opinion

Sound Off
News, News In Brief

Christ Sues Catholic Church For Unlicensed Use Of His Image
Dispatch, News

U.S. Military Announces Plan To Consolidate All Wars Into Final, Epic Battle
American Voices, Opinion

NASA Developing Spacecraft To Stop Possible Asteroid Strike In 2135
Local

Employee Leaving Company Unsure How To Break It To Coworkers Who Don’t Really Care Whether He Lives Or Dies
Local

Coffee Shop Customer Asks If Guy At Next Table Would Mind Watching While He Goes To Bathroom
News, News In Brief

Authorities Claim The True Austin Bomber Was Everyone Who Failed This Sensitive, Promising Kid
American Voices, Opinion

WhatsApp Co-Founder Joins #DeleteFacebook Movement
Politics

‘You Are The Jewel Of My Collection,’ Says Saudi Prince While Guiding Frightened Jared Kushner Toward Harem
News, News In Brief

NAACP Issues Travel Warning For Black Americans Visiting Own Backyards
News, News In Brief

American People Admit Having Facebook Data Stolen Kind Of Worth It To Watch That Little Fucker Squirm

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