Vol 53: Issue 43

Sports

Everyone In Section Embarrassed For Grown Man With Handwritten Sign
Sports

Glade Releases New Spray To Make Home Smell Like Patriots Locker Room
Sports

A Dodgers World Series Win Would Help LA Heal After 'The Dark Tower'
Sports

College Student Blacks Out At Football Game
News, News In Brief

Nation Curious After Discovering Mysterious, Eccentric Benefactor Paid Off Country’s Debt In Full
American Voices, Opinion

Entrance Fee For National Parks Could Be Increased To $70
Entertainment, Magazine

Being Elected President And Then Assassinated: Could It Happen To You?
Local

Most Incompetent Coworker Once Again Shines At Office Halloween Party
News, News In Brief

Popular New Amazon Service Just Comes To Your House And Kills You
Sports

Chase Utley Freaks Out Dodgers With Spooky Story Of Home Run Ball That Was Never Found
American Voices, Opinion

Scientists: Mind Continues To Work After Death
Local

Mother Can’t Believe 10-Year-Old Has Already Outgrown Mobility Scooter
Local

3-Week-Old Jack-O'-Lantern Excited To Give One Last Scare When Slightest Touch Causes It To Collapse Into Disgusting Mush
Politics

Startling Report Finds Evidence Democrats May Have Attempted To Influence 2016 Election
American Voices, Opinion

2017 Sets All-Time Record For Store Closings
Politics

Nabisco Baffled After Trump Administration Gives It $200 Million Contract To Rebuild Puerto Rico’s Roads
News, News In Brief

Poll: 68% Of Americans Believe Lee Harvey Oswald Acted Like Asshole

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