Vol 53: Issue 34

Commentary, Opinion

We Welcome Everyone, Regardless Of Gender Identity, To Use Our Piss- And Shit-Covered Bathrooms
Entertainment

Infographic: 20 Years Of Netflix
American Voices, Opinion

Steven Soderbergh Making ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ Show
News, News In Brief

Nation Gets Really Tired All Of A Sudden
News, News In Photos

Whole Foods Announces It Balancing Out Lower Prices On Most Items By Jacking Cost Of Pita Chips Way Up
American Voices, Opinion

Study: World Could Run Entirely On Renewable Energy By 2050
Sports

Callaway 9 Iron Once Again Named Golf Digest’s Best Club For Smashing In Cheating Ex’s Windshield
News, News In Brief

Houston Residents Begin Surveying Damage Of 200 Years Of Unchecked Worldwide Industrialization
Politics

Antifa Organizers Announce Plans To Disrupt Neo-Nazi Rally Or Whatever Else Going On That Day
Local

Dry, Flavorless Cupcake Disappointing To Last Bite
Sports

Blender So Sick Of Whey Protein
Local

11-Year-Old Moron Can’t Wait To Get Her First Period
News, News In Brief

Charles Schulz Estate Releases Hundreds Of Rare, Never-Before-Seen Images Of Him Posing Next To An Easel
Local

Fan Disappointed To Learn L. Ron Hubbard Scientologist
American Voices, Opinion

Poor Sleep Might Contribute To Dementia
Entertainment

The Week In Pictures – Week Of August 28, 2017
Entertainment

‘Game Of Thrones’ Audience Disappointed By Season Finale’s Bland, Uninspired Incest

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