Vol 53: Issue 34

Sports

Notre Dame Replaces ‘Word Of Life’ Mural With Massive HD Monitor Displaying Christ
American Voices, Opinion

Treasury Secretary Reneges On Plan To Put Harriet Tubman On $20 Bill
Politics

Trump Administration Announces New $20 Bill Design Honoring Harriet Tubman’s Owners
News, News In Brief

Peaceful Protest Interrupted By Swarm Of Aggressive Black-Clad Militants
Entertainment

‘This Map Will Change The Way You See Westeros,’ Reports Never-Ending Cascade Of Subhuman Bullshit
Entertainment

Taylor Swift Unveils Even Darker Persona With New Single ‘Skullfucking Maggot Shit Boyfriend’
Local

Former Conservative Recalls Belittling Tirade From College Student That Brought Him Over To Left
News, News In Brief

Nation’s Middle Class Chillingly Reappears Out Of Nowhere
American Voices, Opinion

$900 Million Lawsuit Might Hinge On Whether Ghosts Real
American Voices, Opinion

FDA Cracking Down On Unapproved Stem Cell Treatments
Politics

Trump Boys Gather Rations Of Comic Books, Candy Bars For Night Hiding From Special Prosecutors In Makeshift Rose Garden Fort
News, News In Brief

Funeral Director Assures Jewish Family This Headstone Can Withstand Plenty Of Blows From Baseball Bat
Sports

Disturbing Report Reveals Cruel, Disgusting Conditions For Prospects Kept In MLB Farm System
Politics

Ivanka, Donald Jr., Eric Trump Removed From White House After Mother Wins 25-Year Custody Battle
News, News In Photos

Disturbingly Deep Voice Emanates From Minnie Mouse Costume
Infographic, News

Features Of Android Oreo
Local

Report: Shit, Last Night Was Trash Night

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