Vol 53: Issue 32

Entertainment

Francis Ford Coppola Admits Wedding Scene In ‘The Godfather’ Needed More Lasagna
Sports

NASCAR Adds Gravel Warning Track To Alert Drivers Of Wall
News, News In Photos

SeaWorld Dynamites Orca That Beached Itself On Concrete Walkway
Local

Report: There Just Something Dark And Intriguing About Man With Serious Personality Disorder
News, News In Brief

European Leaders: ‘We Stand Together To Say Loud And Clear: We Are Scared As Fuck And Don’t Know What To Do’
American Voices, Opinion

Fleas Carrying Bubonic Plague Found In Arizona
Entertainment

What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film
News, News In Photos

Spanish Authorities Ask Anyone With Information About Curbing Endless Cycle Of Nihilistic Violence To Come Forward
Politics

‘My Work Here Is Done,’ Smiles Contented Bannon Before Bursting Into Millions Of Spores
News, News In Brief

Nation Begs Disaffected Youth Gravitating Toward Neo-Nazism To Get High And Play Xbox Instead
Sports

Top 10 College Preseason Football Teams
American Voices, Opinion

Costco Forced To Pay $19 Million For Selling Fake Tiffany Rings
Local

Report: 97% Of Inner Tube Occupants Agree It Doesn’t Get Any Better Than This
Local

Man Forced To Pathetically Comb Through Movie For Familiar Scene After Falling Asleep Previous Night
American Voices, Opinion

Man Misidentified As Charlottesville Terrorist Suing Right-Wing News Sites
Entertainment

Man Worried Favorite Jedi Died After Seeing ‘Obi-Wan Kenobi’ Trending
News, News In Brief

Inverted Bob Added To Supercuts Arctic Vault Where Hairstyles Preserved For Future Generations

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