Vol 53: Issue 21

News, News In Photos

SeaWorld Crowd Applauds For Dolphin Playfully Spraying Blood From Blowhole
American Voices, Opinion

British Radio Stations Ban Anti–Theresa May Song
News, News In Brief

Nair Introduces New Incendiary Oil For Controlled Burn Of Bikini Zone
American Voices, Opinion

Climate Change Could Cause Sleep Deprivation
News, News In Brief

Report: Getting Parents Off Back Now Accounts For 38% Of Economic Growth
News, News In Photos

Zip-Loc Introduces New Party Sub Sandwich Baggies
American Voices, Opinion

Kathy Griffin Fired For Graphic Anti-Trump Photos
Politics

Trump Announces Paris Climate Deal Rejection In Front Of 16 Running Faucets
Politics

Sean Spicer Announces There Only Enough Time Left In Career For Couple More Questions
Politics

A Timeline Of The Watergate Scandal
Dispatch, News

Nation Unable To Discern Why Unattractive Woman On Screen
Politics

Panic Floods Mike Pence’s System Before Realizing Hand On Knee His Own
American Voices, Opinion

Adam Carolla Crowdfunding ‘No Safe Spaces’ Movie
American Voices, Opinion

German Metal Festival Builds Own Beer Pipeline
News, News In Brief

Yellow Cross Receives Record 10,000 Liters Of Urine Donations
Infographic, News

The Onion’s Sleepaway Camp Packing List
Cartoons, Opinion

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