Vol 53: Issue 6

American Voices, Opinion

American Girl Introduces Male Doll
Sports

Most Valuable Sports Memorabilia
Infographic, News

A Primer On History’s Greatest Presidents
Politics

Trump Staffer Grateful To Work With So Many People He Could Turn Over To FBI In Exchange For Immunity
Sports

Pickup Football Pioneer Credited With Idea For ‘5 Mississippi’ Blitz Count Dead At 94
Local

Humiliated Man Discovers Embroidery On His Jean Pockets
Local

Open-Minded Man Tries To Get News From Variety Of Facebook Friends
American Voices, Opinion

‘Love Actually’ Sequel In The Works
Local

Nation Leery Of Very Odd Little Boy
American Voices, Opinion

Scientists Propose Rebuilding Arctic Ice
Sports

Gary Bettman Issues Pardon For Steve Yzerman’s 1997 Slashing Penalty
Politics

Color Drains From Michael Flynn’s Face After Single Red Dahlia Drops Out Of Envelope From Russian Intelligence
Politics

Steve Bannon’s Inflamed Liver Pulsing Visibly Through Shirt During Strategy Meeting
Politics

Mar-A-Lago Member Complains About Loud, Obnoxious Cabinet Meeting At Next Table
Local

26-Year-Old Feeling Self-Conscious After Seeing All His Friends Fail Slightly Less Than Him
Sports

Grayson Allen Putting In Countless Hours At Gym Practicing Cheap Shot
American Voices, Opinion

Scientists Approve Gene Editing In Embryos

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