Vol 52: Issue 37

Sports

Andy Reid Carefully Consulting Chiefs Playcall Sheet Cake
Sports

Rest Of Nation To Penn State: ‘Something Is Very Wrong With All Of You’
American Voices, Opinion

South Korea Unveils Plan To Assassinate Kim Jong-Un
Sports, Strongside/Weakside

Strongside/Weakside: Lamar Jackson
News, News In Brief

Small Town Beginning To Wonder What Taking Heroin Epidemic So Long To Get There
Entertainment

Ken Burns Completes Documentary About Fucking Liars Who Claimed They Watched Entire ‘Jazz’ Series
Infographic, News

Obesity: Myth Vs. Fact
American Voices, Opinion

Study Confirms Link Between Holidays And Weight Gain
Entertainment, Magazine

Congressional Gridlock, Pollution, And 30 Other Things This Photo Of Rush Hour Traffic Could Represent
Local

Little Karate Figures On Top Of Local Dojo’s Trophies All Cowering In Fear
American Voices, Opinion

Chicago Adds 1,000 Officers To Police Force
Sports

Soccer Players Under Impression High School’s Football Rivalries Extend To Them Too
Politics

Gary Johnson Worried He Peaking Too Early After Hitting 9% In Polls
Politics

Most Common Methods Of Voter Suppression
Dispatch, News

Report: U.S. Students Lack Language Skills, Vocabulary To Effectively Belittle Classmates
News, News In Brief

Black Man Blissfully Unaware His Name Going To Be Hashtag By End Of Week
Local

Applebee’s Steak Sent Back For Not Being Properly Slathered

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