Vol 52: Issue 20

American Voices, Opinion

Elton John, Vladimir Putin Cancel Meeting
Local

Coworker Loudly Typing Away Like 1930s Cub Reporter Chasing Hot Lead
News, News In Brief

Helpful Museum Map Highlights Exhibits Visitors Don’t Have To Feel Too Bad About Skipping
Dispatch, News

Nation’s Overthinkers Convene To Determine What That’s Supposed To Mean
News, News In Photos

Enraged Character In Stageplay To Be Unconvincingly Restrained By Other Actors
American Voices, Opinion

Number Of Millennials Living At Home Reaches 130-Year High
Dispatch, News

Brazen Man Leaves Copy Of ‘Consent To Kill’ By Vince Flynn Unattended In Coffee Shop While Going To Bathroom
Sports

Furious Steve Kerr Throws Spine Onto Court To Protest Foul Call
Politics

Report: 70% Of Trump Endorsements Made After Staring At Bedroom Ceiling For 4 Hours
American Voices, Opinion

Most Americans Avoid Clinical Trials
News, News In Brief

Voyager Probe Badly Damaged After Smashing Into End Of Universe
Local

Family Chooses Different Dog Than Reincarnated Grandfather
Local

Man Forced To Venture Pretty Far Into Wilds Of Internet To Have Opinion Confirmed
American Voices, Opinion

Korean Ice Cream Bar Combats Hangovers
American Voices, Opinion

Angelina Jolie Becomes College Professor
News, News In Brief

Knocked-Out Secret Service Agents Wake To Realize Jimmy Carter Loose
Dispatch, News

Leaked Documents Reveal Studio Executives Knew About ‘Gods Of Egypt’ Before It Released Onto Public

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