Vol 51: Issue 24

News, News In Brief

God Admits He Too Close To Creation To Judge Whether It Any Good Or Not
American Voices, Opinion

Walmart Moves Greeters Back To Front Of Stores
News, News In Brief

Report: 98% Of German Sexual Intercourse Uploaded To Pornhub
Sports

Younger Vikings Players Picking Adrian Peterson’s Brain For Parenting Tips
News, News In Brief

Study: 84% Of Couples Who Walk Around Exploring New Neighborhood Never Make It Home
American Voices, Opinion

Treasury Department Asking Public To Help Choose Woman On New $10 Bill
News, News In Brief

NRA Starts Up Their Shit About What Would Be Even Greater Injustice
Dispatch, News

Serial Killer Admits He’s Lost Track Of Pattern He Was Going For Originally
Sports

Bubba Watson Horrified To Learn Two-Thirds Of Earth Covered In Water Hazards
Politics

Frustrated Republicans Argue Pope Should Leave Science To Scientists Who Deny Climate Change
Infographic, News

Highlights Of The Pope’s Climate Change Encyclical
American Voices, Opinion

Report: Donald Trump Paid Background Actors $50 To Cheer Him At Rally
Sports

Patriots Horrified After New Super Bowl Rings Cause Fingers To Shrivel Up, Turn Black
News, News In Brief

National Dialogue Dusted Off
American Voices, Opinion

FDA Gives Food Corporations 3 Years To Eliminate Trans Fats
News, News In Brief

Wedding Album Off To Bizarre Start With Photo Of 2 Acorns Floating In Glass Of Water
News, News In Brief

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

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