Vol 51: Issue 17

Sports

Report: Philippines Citizens Currently Watching Their Congressman Fight A Guy On TV
Sports

Trainer Applies Fresh $100 Bill To Floyd Mayweather’s Bleeding Eyelid
American Voices, Opinion

School District Served Meat From 2009, Hid Stench With Gravy
Infographic, News

Top Prom Trends For 2015
News, News In Brief

Archaeologists Discover First Hominid To Own Tools But Never Use Them
News, News In Photos

Nation Offsets Carbon Footprint By Planting Single 300,000-Foot-Tall Tree
News, News In Brief

Parents Of Crying Child Must Not Be Any Good
Entertainment

‘Avengers’ Sequel Picks Up Where First Film’s Profits Left Off
American Voices, Opinion

Typography Expert: Times New Roman Bad Choice For Résumé
Sports

Draft Pick Hugs Family That Will Bleed Him Dry Over Next 5 Years
Sports

Greatest Boxing Matches Of All Time
Sports

Raiders Considering Taking Chance On Prospect With Zero Off-Field Incidents
Sports

Mel Kiper Seeks Blind Oracle’s Prophecy Of Browns’ First-Round Pick
American Voices, Opinion

McDonald’s Axes 7 Sandwiches In ‘Menu Simplification’
Local

Man Frantically Returns To Website That Just Crashed His Browser
Politics

Who Is Bernie Sanders?
Dispatch, News

Aerospace Engineers Warn First-Grader’s Design For Spaceship Completely Unsafe

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