Vol 50: Issue 49

Local

Mom Gathers Rolls Of Wrapping Paper Around Her To Stroke Softly
Infographic, News

How Police Are Revamping Their Tactics
Entertainment

Those We Lost In 2014
Sports

Athlete’s Heartwarming Story Fucking Sucks
Commentary, Opinion

I Don’t See Race; I Only See Grayish-Brown, Vaguely Humanoid Shapes
Sports

Fantasy Football Week 15: Start ’Em, Sit ’Em
Entertainment

Top 10 Apps Of 2014
Local

Family Receives 38-Piece AstraZeneca Assorted Pill Sampler
American Voices, Opinion

Convicted Sex Offender Wins $3 Million Florida Lottery
Politics

Schlubs From U.S., China Meet In Lowest-Level Talks
Dispatch, News

The Onion’s Person Of The Year 2014
American Voices, Opinion

Columbia Law School Allowing Students Distressed Over Garner, Brown To Delay Exams
Sports

New Rules In The NFL’s Updated Personal Conduct Policy
American Voices, Opinion

Report: CIA Paid Psychologists $81 Million For Ineffective Torture Techniques
Entertainment

Top Guitar Tabs We Learned In 2014
Sports

Report: Jets Players Lied About Concussion Symptoms To Get Out Of Games
Entertainment

The Onion’s Holiday Gift Guide For Kids

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