Vol 49: Issue 37

Featurette, Local

Luther Conover and Patricia Das
Big Games, Sports

Keys To The Matchup: Eli Manning vs. Peyton Manning
Entertainment

Out That Innie!
Sports

Onion Sports’ NFL Week Two Picks
Local

Bold Employee Just Watching Videos During Meeting With Sound On
American Voices, Opinion

J.K. Rowling Writing ‘Harry Potter’ Spinoff Film
Sports

Tony Romo Confident Bruised Ribs Won’t Hurt His Performance In Upcoming Ballet Recital
Local

Mother Feels Violent Desire To Make Front Doorway Reflect Current Season
Entertainment

Completely Unrealistic TV Character Has Complex, Multifaceted Personality
News, News In Brief

NASA: Voyager-1 Has Officially Carried Remains Of Joan Crawford Outside Solar System
News, News In Brief

Department Of Agriculture Locates Perfect Goat
Entertainment, Magazine

Julia Roberts' Final Hours
Local

Depraved Masochist Enjoys Following The News
Sports

Carrie Underwood Releases Complex, Multi-Part Prog Rock–Inspired ‘Sunday Night Football’ Theme Song
American Voices, Opinion

Study: Men With Smaller Gonads Are Better Dads
Entertainment

Saved By The Liberty Bell
Local

Christ Reluctantly Enters Area Man’s Heart

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