Vol 48: Issue 35

Entertainment

Gun vs. Knives
Entertainment

The Week In Pictures
News, News In Photos

Woman Knew Ever Since Age 40 She Didn't Want Children
Featurette, Local

Michelle Lokey and Grant Bergen
Politics

Paul Ryan Cuts $120 Million In Wasteful Spending From Romney Campaign
News, News In Photos

Male Marsh Wren Chirping His Balls Off To Attract Mate
News, News In Photos

Child On First Day At Refugee Camp Misses Dead Parents
Politics

Romney Privately Wondering How In The Name Of Fuck He’s Going To Appeal To Asian Voters
Local

Jovial Man Must Not Be Aware He Works At Airport Burrito Restaurant
Politics

Mitt Romney Graciously Accepts Thing He Has Paid Millions Of Dollars For
Entertainment

Days Of Our Lives
Entertainment, Magazine

The 22-Year-Old Female From Florida You And Your Cousin Cybered With In 1996: Where Is She Now?
American Voices, Opinion

Clint Eastwood Gives Bizarre Speech
Politics

The 2012 GOP Race: Looking Back On A Great Era In American Politics
Politics

'You Did Great!' Terrified Personal Assistant Tells Clint Eastwood
News, News In Brief

'A Cashier At Our Davenport Location Did What?' Disgusted Sbarro CEO Asks
American Voices, Opinion

Lohan Banned From Hotel For $46,000 Unpaid Bill

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Vol 48: Issue 35

Gun vs. Knives

The Week In Pictures

Woman Knew Ever Since Age 40 She Didn't Want Children

Michelle Lokey and Grant Bergen

Paul Ryan Cuts $120 Million In Wasteful Spending From Romney Campaign

Male Marsh Wren Chirping His Balls Off To Attract Mate

Child On First Day At Refugee Camp Misses Dead Parents

Romney Privately Wondering How In The Name Of Fuck He’s Going To Appeal To Asian Voters

Jovial Man Must Not Be Aware He Works At Airport Burrito Restaurant

Mitt Romney Graciously Accepts Thing He Has Paid Millions Of Dollars For

Days Of Our Lives

The 22-Year-Old Female From Florida You And Your Cousin Cybered With In 1996: Where Is She Now?

Clint Eastwood Gives Bizarre Speech

The 2012 GOP Race: Looking Back On A Great Era In American Politics

'You Did Great!' Terrified Personal Assistant Tells Clint Eastwood

'A Cashier At Our Davenport Location Did What?' Disgusted Sbarro CEO Asks

Lohan Banned From Hotel For $46,000 Unpaid Bill

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