Vol 46: Issue 38

Sports

Report: Majority Of College Football Fans Way Too Into Favorite Teams
Sports

Quarterback Playing Well Enough For Commentator To Mention His Favorite Sandwich
Local

Deception
Sports

NFL Players Under Contract To Constantly Mention 'The Event' During Sunday Night Football
Sports

Bills Impressed By Quality Of Toilet Paper In Visitors' Locker Room
Entertainment

Man Intensely Public
Entertainment

Rocky Horror Picture Show's Cult Following Just Doesn't Have The Energy Anymore
Entertainment, Magazine

Are America's PR Firms Hiding The Next Pop Sensation For Themselves?
News, News In Brief

Department Of Defense Unveils $83 Million Thing That Shoots
Entertainment

New Game Set In Michael Jackson's World
Sports

Brandon Jacobs Apologizes For Angrily Throwing Head Into Stands
Big Games, Sports

Bears vs. Packers
Sports

Unorthodox Mascot Hijinks
Sports

On Michigan State Coach Mark Dantonio Suffering A Heart Attack After Beating Notre Dame
Sports

Brett Favre Apparently Undecided If He Will Return To Vikings This Season
Politics

'Expect Delays' Signs Placed Randomly Throughout Nation
Entertainment

Let's Try A 10 1/2

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Vol 46: Issue 38

Report: Majority Of College Football Fans Way Too Into Favorite Teams

Quarterback Playing Well Enough For Commentator To Mention His Favorite Sandwich

Deception

NFL Players Under Contract To Constantly Mention 'The Event' During Sunday Night Football

Bills Impressed By Quality Of Toilet Paper In Visitors' Locker Room

Man Intensely Public

Rocky Horror Picture Show's Cult Following Just Doesn't Have The Energy Anymore

Are America's PR Firms Hiding The Next Pop Sensation For Themselves?

Department Of Defense Unveils $83 Million Thing That Shoots

New Game Set In Michael Jackson's World

Brandon Jacobs Apologizes For Angrily Throwing Head Into Stands

Bears vs. Packers

Unorthodox Mascot Hijinks

On Michigan State Coach Mark Dantonio Suffering A Heart Attack After Beating Notre Dame

Brett Favre Apparently Undecided If He Will Return To Vikings This Season

'Expect Delays' Signs Placed Randomly Throughout Nation

Let's Try A 10 1/2

Unlock ‘The Onion’ Vault

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