Vol 43: Issue 12

Onion Public Radio, Podcasts

U.S. To Send 30,000 Mall Security Guards To Iraq
Entertainment

War In Iraq
Entertainment, Horoscopes

Your Horoscope
Onion Public Radio, Podcasts

Wal-Mart To Employ 80,000 Iraq Veterans As Greeters
Sports

Editorial Cartoon – February 7, 2007
Onion Public Radio, Podcasts

Bush Deploys 20,000 Wishful Thoughts To Iraq
American Voices, Opinion

Iraq Now Longer Than WWII
Politics

Senate Wins Fight To Lower Allowable Amperage Levels On Detainees' Testicles
American Voices, Opinion

War Makes U.S. Less Safe
American Voices, Opinion

Al-Zarqawi Dead
Onion Public Radio, Podcasts

Area Beehive Not Ready For Democracy
Entertainment, Magazine

Is It Time To Forget About Afghanistan?
Onion Public Radio, Podcasts

New Bill Will Send Illegal Immigrants To Iraq
Dispatch, News

Rumsfeld: Iraqis Now Capable Of Conducting War Without U.S. Assistance
Politics

White House Debuts Iraq War Infomercial
American Voices, Opinion

Army Extends 50,000 Soldiers' Tours of Duty In Iraq
American Voices, Opinion

Public Wants Troops Home

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