Vol 42: Issue 28

American Voices, Opinion

North Korea Keeps Nukes
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Area Man Says This Is The Year He Stops Eating Bologna
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Voice-Activated GPS System Takes Top Gun Soundtrack Fan Into The Danger Zone
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CEO Has Female Sex Organs
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Shiny Network Debuts
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President Bush To Airdrop His Texas Chili Recipe To Third World Countries
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Year in Pictures: 2005
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Year in Pictures: 2004
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Orange-Alert Sirens To Blow 24 Hours A Day In Major Cities
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Zombie Nutritionist Recommends All-Brain Diet
Entertainment

Year in Pictures: 2002
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Hamm's Beer Bear Found Dead In Flop Zoo
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Year in Pictures: 2001
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Year in Pictures: 2000
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Year in Pictures: 1999

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