Vol 42: Issue 25

American Voices, Opinion

UN Taking Guns?
Sports

Area Man's Autograph Collection Pretty Much The Saddest Thing
American Voices, Opinion

Ads Defend Carbon Dioxide
Onion Public Radio, Podcasts

McDonald's Drops 'Hammurderer' From Advertising
Onion Public Radio, Podcasts

Backyard Wrestling Turns Out To Be Self-Correcting Problem
Onion Public Radio, Podcasts

'Shark Whisperer' Missing At Sea
Entertainment, Magazine

Could Your Children Suddenly Drop Dead For No Reason?
American Voices, Opinion

Death Penalty For Hussein?
Sports

A-Rod Shipped Back To Manufacturer To Fix Mechanical Flaw In Swing
Sports

ESPN2 Experiments With Broadcasting NBA Finals From Dan Patrick's Point Of View
Sports

TBS's Department Of Humor Analysis Fails To Find Humor In Braves Games
Sports

Twins Release Tony Batista Back Into Wild
Sports

U.S. Open Highlights
Sports

Report: David Segui's Awesome Parents Let Him Use Human Growth Hormone
Onion Public Radio, Podcasts

Bigamist Continues Searching For Another Ms. Right
Entertainment, Horoscopes

Your Horoscope
News, News In Brief

Coworker Even A Dick In His Expense Reports

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