Vol 41: Issue 27

News, News In Brief

All Y'All Urged To Go Fuck Yo' Selves
News, News In Brief

Sole Remaining Lung Filled With Rich, Satisfying Flavor
News, News In Brief

Magic-Markered Initials Fail To Deter Breakroom Rice-Cake Thief
Dispatch, News

Bush Regales Dinner Guests With Impromptu Oratory On Virgil's Minor Works
News, News In Brief

National Filmstrip Board Calls For Quiet
Entertainment, Time Killers

Top Sitcom Premises By Number Of Repetitions
Entertainment, Horoscopes

Horoscope for the week of July 6, 2005
Dispatch, News

Customer's Attempt To Complain To Manager Thwarted By Employee
American Voices, Opinion

The Social Security Time Bomb
Dispatch, News

'Midwest' Discovered Between East And West Coasts
Commentary, Opinion

My God, What Passes For Crunch-tastic These Days
Dispatch, News

Hamster Thrown From Remote-Control Monster Truck
Sports

New York City's Olympic Bid
Infographic, News

Lawn-And-Garden Tips
News, News In Photos

Mason-Dixon Line Renamed IHOP-Waffle House Line
Dispatch, News

Housewife Charged In Sex-For-Security Scam
News, News In Photos

That Same Guy With The Glasses At Every Rock Show

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