Vol 40: Issue 16

Dispatch, News

Woman Looks Great For A 32-Year-Old
Entertainment

Weird Al Honors Parents' Memory With 'Tears In Heaven' Parody
News, News In Brief

Longtime Heckler Just Kind Of Fell Into Heckling
News, News In Brief

Historian Has Big News For Grover Cleveland Fans
Entertainment, Horoscopes

Horoscope for the week of April 21, 2004
Politics

National Endowment For The Arts & Crafts Criticized For Funding Giant Macramé Penis
American Voices, Opinion

McDonald's Unveils Healthier Image
Politics

Senatorial Candidate Introduces New Low-Carb Platform
Entertainment, Time Killers

How Are We Celebrating Earth Day?
Commentary, Opinion

I Haven't Achieved Greatness So Much As I Was Born Into It
Entertainment

Online Music Stores
Entertainment

Why Can't This Family Ever Have A Funky Good Time?
News, News In Photos

Cheney Wows Sept. 11 Commission By Drinking Glass Of Water While Bush Speaks
Politics

Libertarian Reluctantly Calls Fire Department
Our Dumb Century, Politics

April 20, 1943

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