Vol 39: Issue 1

Sports

Asshole Even Shoots Pool Like An Asshole
News, News In Brief

Humane Society Worker Secretly Glad To See Nippy Dachshund Put Down
Entertainment, Horoscopes

Horoscope for the week of January 15, 2003
Infographic, News

The Raelians
Commentary, Opinion

Joinin' Tha Notary Club
Politics

Bush's Smallpox-Vaccination Plan
News, News In Photos

Teen Scores Awesome Oral Cancer Poster
Politics

30th Anniversary Of 1973 Commemorated
News, News In Photos

Last Living Tamagotchi Dies In Captivity
Local

Free Condom Harsh Reminder Of Sexless Existence
Entertainment, Time Killers

What Is Our Long-Term Financial Strategy?
Dispatch, News

Creationist Museum Acquires 5,000-Year-Old T. Rex Skeleton
Commentary, Opinion

One Look At My Music Collection Will Show You How Much I Respect Women

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