Vol 37: Issue 2

Local

Developmentally Disabled Burger King Employee Only Competent Worker
Dispatch, News

Area Man Likes To Think Of Own Past As Sordid
Local

Toilet-Paper Edge Given Classy Appearance With Triangular Fold
News, News In Brief

Explosion Used To Signify Big Savings
Entertainment

Bunch Of People Apparently Saw That Brendan Fraser Mummy Movie
Politics

White House Guidance Counselor Recommends Clinton Consider Career In Hotel Management
Politics

Clinton's Last Acts
Commentary, Opinion

Somehow, We'll Middle-Manage
Commentary, Opinion

I Bet I Wouldn't Be Laughing So Hard If It Was Me In That Fire
Entertainment, Horoscopes

Horoscope for the week of January 24, 2001
News, News In Photos

Winner Didn't Even Know It Was Pie-Eating Contest
Entertainment

Ape Footage Causes Brief Three-And-A-Half-Minute Interruption In Channel-Surfing
Local

Least-Used Exclamations During Sex
Politics

'80s Retro Craze Sweeps Executive Branch
Dispatch, News

Vacationing Woman Thinks Cats Miss Her
Sports

Super Bowl Party-Planning Tips
American Voices, Opinion

The California Blackouts

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