Vol 36: Issue 27

News, News In Brief

Area Maggot Has Urgent News About Reincarnation
News, News In Brief

Needle-Exchange Program Attracting 'Druggies'
Local

Young Couple Hasn't Yet Realized They Don't Have To Do Grocery Shopping, Laundry Together
Commentary, Opinion

Zweibel's Metamorphosis
Politics

Bush Takes The Lead
Commentary, Opinion

Sign Of The Crossed
Entertainment

Alec Baldwin Secretes Own Hair Gel
Politics

Republicans' 'Diversity Through Imported Africans' Plan Criticized
Entertainment, Horoscopes

Horoscope for the week of August 9, 2000
News, News In Photos

Christian Prop Comic Wowing Churches From Coast To Coast
Entertainment, Time Killers

What Are We Naming Our New Mall?
Dispatch, News

Carload Of Faggots Just Pulled Up To Drive-Thru, Cashier Reports
Commentary, Opinion

After Five Years, I Think I Can Be Trusted With The Turtles Again
Politics

Visiting Gore Calls Pennsylvania 'A Hellhole'
OGN

Video-Game Characters Denounce Randomly Placed Swinging Blades
Dispatch, News

Stoner Architect Drafts All-Foyer Mansion
Entertainment

Combating Music Piracy

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