Vol 32: Issue 14

Dispatch, News

Price-Gun-Wielding Maniac Riddles Supermarket With Savings
News, News In Brief

Exxon Donates $70 Million To Clean Up Portland Man's Life
Entertainment

Chris Farley Has Hilarious Cardiac Arrest
News, News In Brief

St. Vincent To World's Catholics: Stop Donating All This Crap To Me
Local

Rubenesque Woman Has Picassoesque Face
Politics

Federal Government To Be Run By Cheaper Mexican Officials
Dispatch, News

Scientists Isolate Pepsi-Resistant Gene
Politics

U.S. Dept. Of Retro Warns: 'We May Be Running Out Of Past'
Local

Local Pre-Teen Violates Best Friend's Menstruation Non-Disclosure Agreement
Infographic, News

Newspaper Readership Down
Entertainment, Horoscopes

Horoscope for the week of November 4, 1997
Infographic, News

Winterizing Tips
American Voices, Opinion

The Threat Of Cyberterrorism
Local

Magical Homeless Man Turns Spare Change Into Vomit
Commentary, Opinion

Keep Your Fucking Shit Off My Desk
News, News In Photos

Germany Disavows Ties With The Scorpions
Commentary, Opinion

How We Made It Through The Great Recession

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