Taco Bell Employee Somehow Dressed Down By Manager

DETROIT—Improbably, Taco Bell employee Wayne Lorimer, 28, was dressed down by manager Cal Dyer Tuesday. “I thought I was already cut down to size just by working here,” said Lorimer, a former Ford auto worker laid off earlier this year. “But Cal’s lecture about paying more attention to the proper way to apply sour cream if I want to remain a valued member of the Taco Bell family, that managed to lower me even more.” Lorimer said he thinks Dyer might be right out of high school.