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Swarms Of Grasshoppers Descend On Las Vegas

Hordes of grasshoppers have invaded Las Vegas due to a larger than usual amount of rainfall, burying cars and stunning drivers, although entomologists stress residents have little to fear from their largely benign presence. What do you think?

Jacob Dunne • Landfill Designer

“Everyone should see Veg

Jacob Dunne • Landfill Designer

Brenda Kirk • Legroom Auditor

“Don’t they realize you can have just as much fun in Reno for a fraction of the cost?”

Brenda Kirk • Legroom Auditor

Neil Acosta • Technical Poet

“Locals actually prefer the writhing pit of cicadas off Fremont Street.”

Neil Acosta • Technical Poet