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Study: Online Breast Milk May Be Mixed With Cow’s Milk

According to researchers, new mothers seeking to buy premium breast milk online at “milk-sharing” sites may want to reconsider, because new studies have shown that the products may be deliberately mixed with up to 10 percent cow’s milk to stretch their volume. What do you think?

Josh Frazier • Unemployed

“Buying bodily fluids online has always been a gamble.”

Josh Frazier • Unemployed

Ralph Turner • Bench Stainer

“It’s getting to be that you can’t unquestioningly feed your baby anything you find online.”

Ralph Turner • Bench Stainer

Mary Gillespie • Sandal Designer

“That’s still a lot better than what my own is mixed with.”

Mary Gillespie • Sandal Designer




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