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Study: Lasers Turn Mice Into ‘Killing Machines’

Researchers have found that by using lasers to signal the circuitry in a mouse’s brain that controls predatory instincts, they can turn the mice into efficient, insatiable hunters. What do you think?

Marc Hollings • Systems Analyst

“Hard to even imagine what they’ll think of doing to mice next.”

Marc Hollings • Systems Analyst

Gina Ruhl • Packet Distributor

“I’ve often said we’re living in the golden age of murder technology.”

Gina Ruhl • Packet Distributor

Geoff Handler • Radio Dismantler

“Cool! Now do me!”

Geoff Handler • Radio Dismantler