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Study: Every Human Emits Unique Cloud Of Bacteria

Though it’s long been understood that trillions of bacteria live on and in the human body, researchers have found that each human emits a unique “microbial cloud” of their own bacteria, one so distinctive that these clouds might be sufficient to identify the person from whom they emanate. What do you think?

Gabe Stutz • Dachshund Trainer

“Has anyone told the producers of ‘CSI’ yet?”

Gabe Stutz • Dachshund Trainer

Jaclyn Wilmes • Traffic Monitor

“I knew there was something deeply nauseating about all seven billion of us, but I could never quite pinpoint what it was.”

Jaclyn Wilmes • Traffic Monitor

Phil Gardner • Unemployed

“Not me. I shower.”

Phil Gardner • Unemployed