Storybook Romance Leads To In-Flight-Magazine Marriage

MORRISTOWN, NJ–A romance straight out of a storybook has led to a marriage straight out of an in-flight magazine, it was reported Monday. “Matthew and Lorraine DeRoia, who wed one year ago after the kind of magical courtship you read about in fairytales, now live the kind of lives that are as exciting as an in-flight magazine, industry trade journal, or dental-health brochure,” said Larry Garber, who lives next door to the utterly-bored-with-each-other DeRoias.