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Stolen Pearl Oscar Dress Revealed To Be Fake

A dress that was worn by actress Lupita Nyong’o at the Academy Awards and later stolen from her hotel room, rumored to be made of 6,000 pearls and worth $150,000, was revealed to be a knockoff after the thieves took two of the pearls to be appraised and found them to be fake. What do you think?

Elmer Hartman • Hearse Reseller

“You just can’t trust the people you rob these days.”

Elmer Hartman • Hearse Reseller

Crystal Yerby • Guidance Counselor

“I was hoping the dress was real so I could feel disgusted with the entertainment industry’s wealth, but feeling smug about Hollywood’s phoniness is okay too.”

Crystal Yerby • Guidance Counselor

Earl Branco • Systems Analyst

“This really calls into question the integrity of red carpet reporting.”

Earl Branco • Systems Analyst