In a new documentary, celebrity physicist Stephen Hawking says that while there are almost certainly other life forms in the universe, we should avoid contact with them lest they decide to strip our planet of its resources. What do you think?
“Oh, fuck…Hawking hasn’t gone Scientologist on us, has he?”
Sara Didier • Instrument Assembler
“Alien ladies, alien ladies. There’s enough of me to go around all our solar systems and stuff.”
Steve von Bohlen • Systems Analyst
“He’s only saying that because, if aliens did invade, he’d have the hardest time running away.”
Jonathan Klug • Oculist
