After posting the weakest sales period in the company’s history, Starbucks announced that it would be closing 100 stores. What do you think?
“Where am I supposed to go now to seem important, harried, and in a huge rush?”
Cathy Ripp • Systems Analyst
“Instead of closing stores, they can boost sales by going back to basics and focusing on their original business of opening stores.”
Keith Pettersen • Janitor
“See, I knew that neighborhood boycott I organized in 1991 would work.”
Paul Oppenheimer • Rare Stamp Seller
