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Sponsors Drop Trump-Referencing ‘Julius Caesar’

Multiple sponsors have dropped their support for the Shakespeare in the Park production of “Julius Caesar,” which depicts Caesar as a Trump-like businessman. What do you think?

Kimberly Rhodus • Tire Gouger

“People need to learn there are consequences when you subject the president to vague allegorical criticism.”

Kimberly Rhodus • Tire Gouger

Evan Buhler • Beam Straightener

“Honestly, it’s hard not to see Trump in the figure of one of history’s greatest statesmen and Latin prose stylists.”

Evan Buhler • Beam Straightener

Tim Kantor • Bench Sanitizer

“That part about judgment having fled to brutish beasts was a real low blow.”

Tim Kantor • Bench Sanitizer




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