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SpaceX Rocket Part On Collision Course With Moon

The four-ton upper stage of a SpaceX rocket that did not return to Earth after a completed mission is on course to crash into the Moon and explode seven years after it was launched, producing an impact capable of creating a 65-foot crater. What do you think?

Serena Cattermole, Musical Snapper

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Serena Cattermole, Musical Snapper

Rodney Vayenas, Systems Analyst

“But will SpaceX ever be capable of crashing something into Mars?”

Rodney Vayenas, Systems Analyst

Fletcher Monteith, Proscriptionist

“Sounds like the Moon’s problem now.”

Fletcher Monteith, Proscriptionist




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