,

Some Grocery Stores Begin Selling Bullets In Vending Machines

A vending company called American Rounds has installed its machines in a handful of supermarkets in Oklahoma, Alabama, and Texas, allowing customers to buy ammo while picking up groceries. What do you think?

Kenny Marchand, Mole Inspector

“As a Texan, I was tired of having to drive more than three minutes for bullets.”

Kenny Marchand, Mole Inspector

Kimberly Carol, Waterslide Tester

“I’m for anything that improves Americans’ access to fresh, high-quality ammunition.”

Kimberly Carol, Waterslide Tester

Rory Freiberg, Systems Analyst

“That ought to keep the bag boys honest.”

Rory Freiberg, Systems Analyst




Sample front page of The Onion's DNC paper