BAGHDAD, IRAQ—Sgt. Daniel Marshall, a member of the Army National Guard’s 501st Infantry, is hoping that the next place he is ordered to invade has a tropical climate. “I’m proud to have served my country here in the Iraqi desert, but it sure would be nice if we got into a conflict with someplace nice,” Marshall said Tuesday. “With any luck, President Bush is thinking about shocking-and-awing Cuba next—a little deep-sea fishing would really boost the morale of my men.” Marshall said he is “so jealous” of his uncle Stephen, who got to invade Grenada in 1983.
Soldier Hoping We Invade Someplace Tropical Next
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