Three large explosions on the surface of the sun may affect satellite technology, communication systems, and the power grid. What do you think?
“These $50 Cosmic Irregularity surcharges that keep showing up on my electric bill are killing me.”
Lou Wilson • Ball-Turing Machine Operator
“This sounds like the perfect opportunity to talk nonstop about how analog I am. Bring it on!”
Paula Ballard • Felt Cutter
“The moon never pulls shit like this.”
Dick McGlown • Unemployed
