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Snoop Dogg Gives Up Smoking Weed

In a recent social media post, Snoop Dogg, whose love of marijuana has been documented in his music and business ventures since the early ’90s, announced that he is quitting smoking, saying “After much consideration & conversation with my family, I’ve decided to give up smoke. Please respect my privacy at this time.” What do you think?

Naima Morgan, Merkin Knitter

“Sounds like someone just discovered coke.”

Naima Morgan, Merkin Knitter

Harley Torres, Infomercial Extra

“I’m glad his glaucoma finally cleared up.”

Harley Torres, Infomercial Extra

Jaden Wills, Unemployed

“I’ll always support his personal decision to sell things.”

Jaden Wills, Unemployed




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