Shirtless Lifeguard Investigates Paranormal Phenomena

MALIBU, CA—In a remarkable display of dedication to human safety, area lifeguard Mitch Buchannon has sacrificed all possible leisure time to jointly pursue beach safety by day and paranormal investigation by night. “The world faces countless dangers, from strong tides to para-dimensional soul catchers,” Buchannon said. “It is up to all of us to make a difference in whatever way we can. My way is to work as both a lifeguard and a paranormal investigator.” Buchannon says that he draws inspiration from his mother, a longtime legal secretary who recently began investigating UFO-conspiracy government cover-ups in the evenings.