Onion Public Radio, Podcasts Sheepish Secret Service Agent Can't Explain How Vacuum Cleaner Salesman Got Into Oval Office Published: January 20, 2012 Advertising Baltimore Ravens Admit They Like The Ugly Wins Continued on next page Explore Tags Vol 48: Issue 3 Related Coverage The Final Episode Of The Topical Papa John’s Comes Under Fire For Cruel Treatment Of The Bulbous, Deformed Creatures That Lactate Pizza Sauce Scientists Warn Americans To Stay Away From That Bird