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SeaWorld To Expand Orca Environments

After the marine park’s profits dropped precipitously amid fallout from the documentary Blackfish, which investigated the death of a trainer by a psychologically disturbed orca in captivity, SeaWorld San Diego has announced that it will double the size of the enclosures for killer whales. What do you think?

Ron Dotrice • Systems Analyst

“Good. That should give them room to cram a few more orcas in there.”

Ron Dotrice • Systems Analyst

Linda Perlman • Vending Machine Filler

“Maybe they should just let the whales live in the ocean and whistle when it’s showtime.”

Linda Perlman • Vending Machine Filler

Ritch Shimerman • Statistics Compiler

“But how will these killer whales ever learn to stop hurting innocent people if we keep rewarding them with bigger cages?”

Ritch Shimerman • Statistics Compiler