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Scientists Study Llamas In Quest For Coronavirus Treatment

Researchers in Belgium are studying whether antibodies from llamas could help neutralize Covid-19 infections, noting that the animals produce proteins that have the ability to bind to the coronavirus’s spiky exterior. What do you think?

Roy Canonero • Systems Analyst

“But we’ll never get those crucial six weeks back when llamas did nothing.”

Roy Canonero • Systems Analyst

Leah Alcott • Oven Installer

“All right, I take it back. Llamas are not God’s most profound failure.”

Leah Alcott • Oven Installer

Douglas Lovejoy • Yogurt Barista

“Are they sure they’re not studying alpacas? It’s pretty easy to get the two confused.”

Douglas Lovejoy • Yogurt Barista




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