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Scientists Say A Marijuana Breathalyzer Is In The Works

Researchers at UCLA and a startup called ElectraTect are testing a “cannabinoid fuel cell” that they say provides a key foundation for one day developing a marijuana breath analyzer, similar to ones that exist to test for alcohol on a person’s breath. What do you think?

Lingyun Galloway, Pierogi Maker

“So it’ll detect the amount of Doritos on your breath?”

Lingyun Galloway, Pierogi Maker

Evelyn Gillespie, Mold Collector

“Wrap a dryer sheet around the breathalyzer and you’ll be fine.”

Evelyn Gillespie, Mold Collector

Benjamin Mahoney, Bathhouse Attendant

“That thing would make a killer bong.”

Benjamin Mahoney, Bathhouse Attendant




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