Scientists Reengineering Cows’ Stomachs To Fight Climate Change

Scientists at the University of California at Davis are attempting to reengineer the microbes in cows’ stomachs to produce less methane, which is a potent greenhouse gas released by the animals that contributes about 4% of global warming. What do you think?

“Well, it’s easier than getting cows to reduce how often they fly.”

Michelle Brogan, Notebook Perforator

“It’s about time we undid God’s shoddy work.”

Pat Gilliam, Unemployed

“Sure, what’s one more indignity?”

Suraj Faruq, Chief Cobbler